Western
A Million Ways To Die

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 Intro :

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Cowboys and pioneers come lend your eyes and ears
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I've got the need to testi-fy
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Don't try to build your nest out in the open West
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'Cause there's a million ways to die
 
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Six bullets in the gut or just a papercut
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Too many ways to quanti-fy
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They'll cut your ankle off to cure a minor cough
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'Cause there's a million ways to die
 
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                      A million ways to die
 
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It's a hundred and one in the shade or the sun, 
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if you fall a-sleep you fry
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A million ways to die
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You can live like a saint, but there just really ain't
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No a-voidin' a million ways to die
 
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Small pox and bigger pox and deadly tomahawks
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Or God forbid you steal a pie
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They'll blast you into shards, for playin' good at cards
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'Cause there's a million ways to die
 
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Out on the desert plains, it hardly ever rains
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And you can hear coyotes cry
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They'll eat you up and then they'll shit you out a-gain
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'Cause there's a million ways to die
 
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                       A million ways to die
 
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With a whoosh and a whack, there's a knife in your back,
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'cause you got a fancy tie
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A million ways to die
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It's a kick in the pants, 
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but you don't have a chance of es-capin'
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A million ways to die
 
Outro :  
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                    A million ways to die