Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer

Randy Brooks

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Intro :
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Grandma got run over by a reindeer
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walking home from our house Christmas Eve
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You can say there’s no such thing as Santa
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but as for me and grandpa we believe

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She'd been drinking too much egg nog
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and we warned her not to go
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but she forgot her medication
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and she wandered out the door into the snow

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When we found her Christmas morning
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at the scene of the attack
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there were hoof prints on her forehead
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and incriminating claw marks on her back

Chorus

Now were all so proud of grandpa
he's been taking this so well
see him in there watching football
drinking beer and playing cards with cousin Mel

It's not Christmas without grandma
all the family’s dressed in black
and we just cant help but wonder
should we open up her gifts or send them back !

Chorus

Now the goose is on the table
and the pudding made of fig
and the blue and silver candles
that would just have matched the hair in grandmas wig

I've warned all my friends and neighbors
Better watch out for yourselves
They should never give a license
To a man who drives a sleigh and plays with elves
Chorus
Outro :

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Grandma got run over by a reindeer
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walking home from our house Christmas Eve
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You can say there’s no such thing as Santa
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but as for me and grandpa we believe