Michael Flanders Donald Swann
Hippopotamus Song

Song :
A
Intro :
G   Am   C   D7 

    G                    Am           D7
A bold hippopotamus was standing one day
       Em         A7       D7
On the banks of the cool Shalimar.
    G                        Am        B7
He gazed at the bottomas he peacefully lay
       Em          A7      D7
By the light of the evening star.

Dm         E7         Dm          E7
Away on the hilltop sat combing her hair
    Dm       E7       Am    D
His fair hippopotami maid
       Em       D       Em          D
The Hippopotamus was no ignoramus
     Am         A7         D7
And sang her this sweet serenade.

Chorus :
G          Am      D7
Mud, mud, glorious mud.
Em          A7       D7
Nothing quite like it for cooling the blood.
    G              Am
So follow me follow, down to the hollow
     C         G         D7      G
And there let us wallow in glorious mud.
 Am     C    D7

       G                   Am          D7
The fair hippopotama he aimed to entice
           Em         A7     D7
From her seat on that hilltop above
G                     Am         B7
As she hadn't got a ma to give her advice
      Em       A7           D7
Came tiptoeing down to her love.
       Dm          E7     Dm           E7
Like thunder the forest re-echoed the sound
       Dm            E7              Am      D
Of the song that they sang when they met
     Em      D       Em           D
His inamorata adjusted her garter
      Am        A7     D7
And lifted her voice in duet.

G          Am      D7
Mud, mud, glorious mud.
Em          A7       D7
Nothing quite like it for cooling the blood.
    G              Am
So follow me follow, down to the hollow
     C         G         D7      G
And there let us wallow in glorious mud.
 Am     C    D7

     G                   Am          D7
Now more hippopotami began to convene
        Em          A7      D7
On the banks of that river so wide
  G                      Am        B7
I wonder now what am I to say of the scene
      Em           A7      D7
That ensued by the Shalimar side.
     Dm         E7          Dm          E7
They dived all at once with an ear-splitting sposh
     Dm          E7       Am    D
Then rose to the surface again
    Em     D       Em       D
A regular army of hippopotami
     Am          A7         D7
All singing this haunting refrain.

G          Am      D7
Mud, mud, glorious mud.
Em          A7       D7
Nothing quite like it for cooling the blood.
    G              Am
So follow me follow, down to the hollow
     C         G         D7      G
And there let us wallow in glorious mud.
 Am     C    D7

      G                            Am          D7
The amorous hippopotamus whose love song we know
       Em           A7      D7
Is now married and father of ten,
     G                            Am           B7
He murmurs, "God rot 'em!" as he watches them grow,
       Em           A7     D7
And he longs to be single again!
       Dm          E7         Dm          E7
He'll gambol no more on the banks of the Nile,
       Dm     E7          Am    D
Which Naser is flooding next Spring,
     Em       D       Em      D
With hippopotamas in silken pyjamas
      Am           A7             D7 
No more will he teach them to sing...

G         Am     D7
Mud, mud, glorious mud.
Em           A7       D7
Nothing quite like it for cooling the blood.
     G              Am
So follow me follow, down to the hollow
       C          G         D7
And there let us wallow in glorious....

G         Am      D7
Mud, mud, glorious mud.
Em           A7       D7
Nothing quite like it for cooling the blood.
     G              Am 
So follow me follow, down to the hollow
     C         G
And there let us wallow in
D7               G       D7     G
glor-or-or-or-i-ous mud.