Muppet Show
To Morrow

Song : 
E

Intro:
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I started on a journey just about a year ago
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To a little town called "Morrow" in the state of Ohio.
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I've never been much of a traveler, and I really didn't know
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That Morrow was the hardest place I'd ever try to go.

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So I went down to the station for my ticket and applied
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For tips regarding Morrow, not expecting to be guyed.
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Said I, "My friend, I'd like to go to Morrow and return
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No later than tomorrow, for I haven't time to burn."
 
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Said he to me, "Now let me see if I have heard you right.
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You'd like to go to Morrow and return tomorrow night.
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You should have gone to Morrow yesterday and back today
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For the train that goes to Morrow is a mile upon its way.

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"If you had gone to Morrow yesterday, now don't you see
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You could have gone to Morrow and returned today at three
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For the train today to Morrow, if the schedule is right
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Today it gets to Morrow and returns tomorrow night"
 
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Said I, "I'd like to go to Morrow, co can I go today
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And get to Morrow by tonight, if there is no delay?"
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"Well, well," I said to him, and I've got no more to say
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"Can you get anywhere tomorrow and get back again today?"
 
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Said I, "I guess you know it all, but kindly let me say
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How can I get to Morrow if I leave this town today?"
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Said he, "You cannot go to Morrow any more today,
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For the train that goes to Morrow is a mile upon its way."
 
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I was so disappointed, I was mad enough to swear
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The train had gone to Morrow and had left me standing there
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That man was right in telling me, "You are a howling jay.
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You cannot go to Morrow." Well I guess in town I'll stay.