Song :
B
Intro :
G G
G
Down me and smooth was a hanging
C
at the Brooksville Rodeo
D
When we left our worn-out camping chairs
G
to see more of the show
G
We saw a topless woman,
C
she had a real nice pair
D
When we got back, some dumbass
G
stole our worn-out camping chairs
Chorus :
G C
You're a dumbass, you're a dumbass
D G
You're grade 'A' number one, qualified first class
G C
You're a dumbass, you're a dumbass
D G
And you'll be one all your dumbass life
G
My wife and I were in a bar
C
just the other night
D G
Two rednecks started arguing got into a fight
G
The police came and said,
C
"Now cool it, you inbreds"
D
But they didn't, so the po-po cracked them
G
on their dumbass heads
Chorus :
G C
You're a dumbass, you're a dumbass
D G
You're grade 'A' number one, qualified first class
G C
You're a dumbass, you're a dumbass
D G
And you'll be one all your dumbass life
G
I saw a girl texting while
C
she drove her little car
D
She was driving fast and steering
G
with her knees spread real far
G
She never even saw it
C
when she hit that concrete pole
D
Now she's texting up in heaven
G
with some other dumbass hos
Chorus :
G C
You're a dumbass, you're a dumbass
D G
You're grade 'A' number one, qualified first class
G C
You're a dumbass, you're a dumbass
D G
And you'll be one all your dumbass life
G
A blue-hair geezer stopped me
C
in the parking lot today
D
Said my dogs can't be locked up
G
in my truck that away
G
I stared at the nosey old bag
C
like she was a big moron
D
I said, "You dumbass, can't you see
G
the air conditioners on?"
Outro :
G C
You're a dumbass, you're a dumbass
D G
You're grade 'A' number one, qualified first class
G C
You're a dumbass, you're a dumbass
D G
And you'll be one all your dumbass life
You dumbass
