Tom Lehrer
the Elements

Song :
 G
Intro :
 C   C   G7   G7   C   C   G7   G7
 
          C
There's antimony, arsenic, aluminum, selenium,
       G7
And hydrogen and oxygen and nitrogen and rhenium,
      C
And nickel, neodymium, neptunium, germanium,
     G         D7        G
And iron, americium, ruthenium, uranium,
   G7                   Cm
Europium, zirconium, lutetium, vanadium,
        A#7                     D#
And lanthanum and osmium and astatine and radium,
     Gm                         Cm
And gold and protactinium and indium and gallium,
      G#7                     G7
And iodine and thorium and thulium and thallium.
           C
There's yttrium, ytterbium, actinium, rubidium,
      G7
And boron, gadolinium, niobium, iridium,
      C              G7          C          G7
And strontium and silicon and silver and samarium,
       C                 F         G7           C
And bismuth, bromine, lithium, beryllium, and barium.
 
I hope you're all taking notes, 
because there's going to be a short quiz next period.
 
           C
There's holmium and helium and hafnium and erbium,
        G7
And phosphorus and francium and fluorine and terbium,
        C
And manganese and mercury, molybdenum, magnesium,
     G            D7           G
Dysprosium and scandium and cerium and cesium.
     Gm                        Cm
And lead, praseodymium, and platinum, plutonium,
   A#7                     D#
Palladium, promethium, potassium, polonium,
       Gm                    Cm
And tantalum, technetium, titanium, tellurium,
      G#7                      G7
And cadmium and calcium and chromium and curium.
 
          C
There's sulfur, californium, and fermium, berkelium,
     G7
And also mendelevium, einsteinium, nobelium,
     C               G7            C                G7
And argon, krypton, neon, radon, xenon, zinc, and rhodium,
       C                 F               G7                C
And chlorine, carbon, cobalt, copper, tungsten, tin, and sodium.
 
       C                              G7
These are the only ones of which the news has come to Ha'vard,
           C             F               C      G7      C
And there may be many others, but they haven't been discovered.
 
Outro :
C   G7   G7   C   F
G7   C