Amilcare Ponchielli La danse des heures Parodiée par Allan Sherman
Song :
B
G D7 G
Hello Muddah, hello Fadduh, Here I am at Camp Granada.
B7 Em
Camp is very entertaining,
A7 D7
and they say we'll have some fun if it stops raining.
G D7 G
I went hiking with Joe Spivey...he developed poison ivy.
B7 C
You remember Leonard Skinner?
D7 G
He got ptomaine poisoning last night after dinner.
G D7
All the counselors hate the waiters,
G
And the lake has alligators.
B7 Em
And the head coach wants no sissies,
A7 D7
So he reads to us from something called Ulysses.
G D7
Now I don't want, this should scare ya,
G
But my bunkmate has malaria.
B7 C
You remember Jeffrey Hardy?
G D7 D G
They're about to organize a searching party.
Chorus :
Em Am6 Em Am6
Take me home, oh muddah fadduh, take me home,
I hate Granada.
G C G
Don't leave me out in the forest,
Am9 B7 C7 B7 C7 B7
where I might get eaten by a bear.
Em Am6 Em Am6
Take me home, I promise I will not make noise
or mess the house with
G C Am9
oth..er boys, oh please don't make me stay,
B7 C7 B7 C7 B7
I've been here one, whole, day.
