Song :
B
Intro :
B7 E7 Am7 D7
Chorus :
G6 G#dim7 Am A#dim7
A fine romance with no kisses
Bm7 Em7 Am7 D7
A fine romance, my friend this is
G6 A#dim7 Am7 D7 Am7 D7
We should be like a couple of hot tomatoes
G6 E7 C#7 C7 B7 E7 Am7 D7
But you're as cold as yesterday's mashed potatoes
Chorus :
G6 G#dim7 Am A#dim7
A fine romance you won't nestle
Bm7 Em7 Am7 D7
A fine romance you won't wrestle
G6 G7 Cmaj7 E7
I might as well play bridge with my old maid aunt
Am7 A#dim7 Bm7 A#7 Am D7 G6 Am7 D7
I haven't got a chance, this is a fine romance
Chorus :
G6 G#dim7 Am A#dim7
A fine romance my good fellow
Bm7 Em7 Am7 D7
You take romance I'll take jello
G6 A#dim7 Am7 D7 Am7 D7
You're calmer than the seals in the artic ocean
G6 E7 C#7 C7 B7 E7 Am7 D7
At least they flap their fins to express emotion
Chorus :
G6 G#dim7 Am A#dim7
A fine romance with no quarrels
Bm7 Em7 Am7 D7
With no insults and all morals
G6 G7 Cmaj7 E7
I've never mussed the crease in your blue serge pants
Am7 A#dim7 Bm7 A#7 Am D7 G6 Am7 D7
I never get the chance, this is a fine romance
