Song :
A#
Intro :
G
"I wanna talk to you."
"The last time we talked, Mr. Smith,
D
you reduced me to tears.
I promise you it won't happen again."
G
Do I attract you?
D G
Do I repulse you with my queasy smile?
G
Am I too dirty? Am I too flirty?
D G
Do I like what you like?
G
I could be wholesome, I could be loathsome
D G
I guess I'm a little bit shy
G
Why don't you like me, why don't you like me
N.C.
Without making me try?
Pre-Chorus :
G Dm7
I tried to be like Grace Kelly, mm
Am7 Dsus4 D
But all her looks were too sad, ah
G Dm7
So I tried a little Freddie, mm
Am7 Dsus4 D
I've gone identity maaaaaaad!
Chorus :
G
I could be brown, I could be blue
G Am7 G C
I could be violet sky
C Dsus4
I could be hurtful, I could be purple
D
I could be anything you like
G
Gotta be green, gotta be mean
G Am7 G C
Gotta be everything more
C D7sus4
Why don't you like me? Why don't you like me?
D7 G
Why don't you walk out the door!
Hook :
N.C.
"Getting angry doesn't solve anything."
G
How can I help it, how can I help it
G Am7 G C
How can I help what you think?
C D7sus4
Hello my baby, hello my baby
D7 G
Putting my life on the brink
G
Why don't you like me, why don't you like me
G Am7 G C
Why don't you liiike yourself?
C D7sus4
Should I bend over? Should I look older
D7 G
Just to be put on your shelf?
Pre-Chorus :
G Dm7
I tried to be like Grace Kelly, mm
Am7 Dsus4 D
But all her looks were too sad, ah
G Dm7
So I tried a little Freddie, mm
Am7 Dsus4 D
I've gone identity mad!
Chorus :
G
I could be brown, I could be blue
G Am7 G C
I could be violet sky
C Dsus4
I could be hurtful, I could be purple
D
I could be anything you like
G
Gotta be green, gotta be mean
G Am7 G C
Gotta be everything more
C D7sus4
Why don't you like me? Why don't you like me?
D7 C
Why don't you walk out the door!
Bridge :
Cm7 G C
Say what you want to satisfy yourself
Cm7 F G D
But you only want what everybody
Em D A7
else says you should want...
Dsus4 D
You want
Chorus :
G
I could be brown, I could be blue
G Am7 G C
I could be violet sky
C Dsus4
I could be hurtful, I could be purple
D
I could be anything you like
G
Gotta be green, gotta be mean
G Am7 G C
Gotta be everything more
C D7sus4
Why don't you like me? Why don't you like me?
D7 G
Why don't you walk out the door!
Chorus :
G
I could be brown, I could be blue
G Am7 G C
I could be violet sky
C Dsus4
I could be hurtful, I could be purple
D
I could be anything you like
G
Gotta be green, gotta be mean
G Am7 G C
Gotta be everything more
C D7sus4
Why don't you like me? Why don't you like me?
D7 Em
Why don't you walk out the door
G C G Am7 G F
Outro:
F
"Humphrey! We're leaving. Ka-ching!"
