George Formby Transposer
Why Don’t Women Like Me ?
Jack Cottrell Bud Bennett
Song : G
Intro :
G A7 D7 G D7 G
G E7
Now I know I’m not handsome,
A7
no good looks or wealth
D7
But the girls I chase say my plain face
G
will compromise their health .
G E7
Now I know fellows worse than me
A7
bow-legged and boss-eyed
A7 D7
Walking out with lovely women clinging to their side.
G
Now if women like them like men like those,
A7 D7 G
why don’t women like me ?
C G
Look at Empress Josephine,
A7 D7
the most attractive women that ever was seen,
G E7
Yet Napoleon short and fat,
A7 D7
captivates a lovely looking dame like that
G
Now if women like them like men like those,
A7 D7 G E7
why don’t women like me ? Hey, hey
A7 D7 G
Why don’t women like me ?
G A7
Last night I went out walking, my intentions were to click
D7 G
But the sights I saw whilst walking out, they nearly made me sick.
E7 A7
I must admit I saw some girls, attractive little dears
D7
Arm in arm with ugly men with cauliflower ears.
G
Now if women like them like men like those,
A7 D7 G
why don’t women like me ?
C G
What can the attraction be,
A7 D7
that’s the thing that always starts to worry me.
G E7
Although I haven’t got a bean,
A7 D7
I’ve got a lot of things that girls have never seen.
G
Now if women like them like men like those,
A7 D7 G E7
why don’t women like me? Hey,hey
A7 D7 G D7
Why don’t women like me ?
G
Now if women like them like men like those,
A7 D7 G
Why don’t women like me ?
C G
Take Lord Nelson with one limb,
A7 D7
Lady Wiliam Hamilton she fell for him.
G E7
With one eye and one arm gone west,
A7 D7
she ran like the devil and she grabbed the rest.
G
Now if women like them like men like those,
A7 D7 G E7
Why don’t women like me ? Hey, hey
A7 D7 G D7 G
Why don’t women like me ?
Transposer