Song :
G
Intro :
C F
C F C F
Set fire to your hair
C F C F
Poke a stick at a grizzly bear
C F C F
Eat medicine that's out of date
C F C F
Use your private parts as piranha bait
Chorus :
C G Am Em
Dumb ways to die
F D G F
So many dumb ways to die
C G Am F
Dumb ways to die
G C
So many dumb ways to die
C F C F
Get your toast out with a fork
C F C F
Do your own electrical work
C F C F
Teach yourself how to fly
C F C F
Eat a two week old unrefrigerated pie
[Chorus :
C G Am Em
Dumb ways to die
F D G F
So many dumb ways to die
C G Am F
Dumb ways to die
G C
So many dumb ways to die
C F C F
Invite a psycho killer inside
C F C F
Scratch a drug dealer's brand new ride
C F C F
Take your helmet off in outer space
C F C F
Use a clothes dryer as a hiding place
Chorus :
C G Am Em
Dumb ways to die
F D G F
So many dumb ways to die
C G Am F
Dumb ways to die
G C
So many dumb ways to die
C F C F
Keep a rattle snake as a pet
C F C F
Sell both your kidneys on the internet
C F C F
Eat a tube of superglue
C F C F
'I wonder what's this red button do'
Chorus :
C G Am Em
Dumb ways to die
F D G F
So many dumb ways to die
C G Am F
Dumb ways to die
G C
So many dumb ways to die
Bridge :
Am G C Fmaj7 F G
Dress up like a moose during hunting season
Am G C Fmaj7 F
Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason
G Am
Stand on the edge of a train station platform
G Am
Drive around the boom gates at a level crossing
G Am G
Run across the tracks between the platforms
F G
They may not rhyme but they're quite possibly
Outro :
C G Am Em
The dumbest ways to die
C G Am Em
The dumbest ways to die
C G Am Em
The dumbest ways to die...
F
So many dumb
G C
So many dumb ways to die
