Song :
A
Intro :
D A7 D
D A7 D D7
I stepped outta the shower and I gotta good look at myself
G D D7
Pot belly, bald head, man, I thought I was somebody else
G
I caught my reflection in the mirror
D B7
on the back of my bathroom door
E7 A7 D A7
I just don't look good naked anymore
D
So, I'm goin' upstairs
A7 D D7
and turn the bedroom mirror to the wall
G D D7
I hung it there when I was trim and tall
G
I'd stand there and smile,
D B7
and strut and flex until my arms got sore
E7 A7 D
But I just don't look good naked anymore
G
Well, I used to go out with the girls
D
I loved them one and all
G
Now they don't get very close to me
D A7
They're afraid that I might fall
A7
D A7 D D7
Well, I went to the Doctor for my annual medical exam
G D D7
Stood there in the buff, suddenly he said "Man !"
G
I said "What is it Doc, some fatal disease,
D B7
I need to know the score"
E7 A7 D
He said "No, you just don't look good naked anymore
D A7 D
G
Me and Mona had a dancing style
D
The folks said it was unique
G
Now it's only when we're back to back
D A7
That we're dancing cheek to cheek
D A7
Well, I went to a nudie beach
D D7
to have some seaside fun
G D D7
Stretched out in my birthday suit, soakin' up the sun
G
Somebody yelled, "Hey, there's an old white whale
D B7
washed up on the shore
E7 A7 D A7
I just don't look good naked anymore
G
Yeah, my arches fell, my chest went to hell
D B7
And my butt's a-draggin' the floor
E7 A7 D
No, I just don't look good naked anymore
