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D B7
Joan was quizzical; studied metaphysical
Em
Science in the home.
A7
Late nights all alone with a test tube.
D A
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
D B7
Maxwell Edison, majoring in medicine,
Em
Calls her on the phone.
A7
"Can I take you out to the pictures,
D A
Jo-o -o-an ?"
E7
But as she's getting ready to go,
A7
A knock comes on the door.
D
Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer
E7
Came down upon her head.
A7
Clang! Clang! Maxwell's silver hammer
Em A7 D
Made sure that she was dead.
D B7
Back in school again Maxwell plays the fool again.
Em
Teacher gets annoyed.
A7
Wishing to avoid an unpleasant
D A
Sce-e-e-ene,
D B7
She tells Max to stay when the class has gone away,
Em
So he waits behind
A7
Writing fifty times "I must not be
D A
So-o-o-o.."
E7
But when she turns her back on the boy,
A7
He creeps up from behind.
D
Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer
E7
Came down upon her head.
A7
Clang! Clang! Maxwell's silver hammer
Em A7 D
Made sure that she was dead.
D B7
P. C. Thirty-one said, "We caught a dirty one."
Em
Maxwell stands alone
A7
Painting testimonial pictures.
D A
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
D B7
Rose and Valerie, screaming from the gallery
Em
Say he must go free
A7
The judge does not agree and he tells them
D A
So-o-o-o
E7
But as the words are leaving his lips,
A7
A noise comes from behind.
D
Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer
E7
Came down upon his head.
A7
Clang! Clang! Maxwell's silver hammer
Em A7 D
Made sure that he was dead.
