Song :
G
Gm
The restroom door said gentlemen,
Eb D7
so I just walked inside
Gm
I took two steps and realized
Eb D7
I've been taken for a ride
Cm Bb
I heard high voices, turned and found
Gm F
the place was occupied
Bb F Gm
By two nuns, three old ladies and a nurse
F
What could be worse?
Bb F Gm D Gm
By two nuns, three old ladies and a nurse
Gm
The restroom door said gentlemen,
Eb D7
it must have been a gag
Gm
As soon as I walked in there
Eb D7
I ran into some old hag
Cm Bb
She sprayed me with a can of mace
Gm F
and smacked me with her bag
Bb F Gm
I could tell this wouldn't be my day
F
What can I say?
Bb F Gm D Gm
It just wasn't turning out to be my day
Gm
The restroom door said gentlemen,
Eb D7
and I'd would like to find
Gm
The crummy little creep who had
Eb D7
the nerve to switch the signs
Cm Bb
'Cause I got two black eyes
Gm F
and one high heel up my behind
Bb F Gm
Now I can't sit with co-omfort and joy
F
Bo-oy, oh boy
Bb F Gm
Now I'll never sit with comfort and joy
