Song :
F#
Intro :
D D D D Bm Bm
Chorus :
D
This ain't Texas Woo , ain't no hold 'em Hey
So lay your cards down, down, down, down
G
So park your Lexus Woo and throw your keys up Hey
D
Stick around, 'round, 'round, 'round, 'round Stick around Post-Chorus :
A
And I'll be damned if I can't slow dance witchu
G
Come pour some sugar on me, honey too
D
It's a real life boogie and a real life hoedown
N.C.
Don't be a bitch, come take it to the floor now Woo, ha
D
There's a tornado There's a tornado
in my city In my city
Hit the basement Hit the basement ,
that shit ain't pretty Shit ain't pretty
G
Rugged whiskey Rugged whiskey
'cause we survivin' 'Cause we survivin'
D
Off red cup kisses, sweet redemption, passin' time, yeah
Pre-Chorus :
Bm D G
Woo-oo-oo-oo, one step to the right
D
We headed to the dive bar we always thought was nice
Bm G
Woo-oo-oo-oo, run me to the left
D
Then spin me in the middle, boy, I can't read your mind
Chorus :
D
This ain't Texas Woo , ain't no hold 'em Hey
So lay your cards down, down, down, down
G
So park your Lexus Woo and throw your keys up Hey
D
Stick around, 'round, 'round, 'round, 'round Stick around Post-Chorus :
A
And I'll be damned if I can't slow dance witchu
G
Come pour some sugar on me, honey too
D
It's a real life boogie and a real life hoedown
N.C.
Don't be a bitch, come take it to the floor now Woo
A
And I'll be damned if I cannot dance witchu
G
Come pour some liquor on me, honey too
D
It's a real life boogie and a real life hoedown
N.C.
Don't be a bitch, come take it to the floor now Woo Bridge :
D
Woo-hoo
D
Woo-hoo
G
Woo-hoo
D
D
There's a heatwave There's a heatwave
coming at us Coming at us
Too hot to think straight Too hot to think straight ,
too cold to panic Too cold to panic
G
All of the problems just feel dramatic Just feel dramatic
D
Now we're runnin' to the first bar that we find, yeah
Pre-Chorus :
Bm D G
Woo-oo-oo-oo, one step to the right
D
We headed to the dive bar we always thought was nice
Bm G
Woo-oo-oo-oo, you run to the left
D
Just work me in the middle boy, I can't read your mind
Chorus :
D
This ain't Texas Woo , ain't no hold 'em Hey
So lay your cards down, down, down, down
G
So park your Lexus Woo and throw your keys up Hey
D
Stick around, 'round, 'round, 'round, 'round Stick around Post-Chorus :
A
And I'll be damned if I cannot dance witchu
G
Come pour some sugar on me, honey too
D
It's a real life boogie and a real life hoedown
N.C.
Don't be a bitch, come take it to the floor now Woo
A
I'll be damned if I cannot dance witchu
G
Come pour some liquor on me, honey too
D
It's a real life boogie and a real life hoedown
Bm
Don't be a, come take it to the floor now ooh Outro :
G Bm Em7
Take it to the floor now, ooh Hoops, spurs, boots
To the floor now,
G Bm Em7
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
Tuck, back, oops, shoot
Bm
Come take it to the floor now, ooh
G Bm
And I'll be damned if I cannot dance with you-oo
Em7 Bm
Baby, pour that sugar and liquor on me too
Em7 Bm D
Furs, spurs, boots, solargenic, photogenic, shoot
