George Formby
With My Little Ukulele In My Hand

Song :
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Now everybody's got a crazy notion of their own 
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Some like to mix up with a crowd, some like to be alone 
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It's no one else's business, as far as I can see 
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But every time that I go out the people stare at me 
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With my little ukulele in me hand 
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Of course the people do not understand 
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Some say, 'Why don't you be a scamp? 
     Eb 
Why don't you read a book?' 
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But I get lots more pleasure 
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when I'm playing with me uke! 
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Of course I take no notice you can tell 
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For mother's sound advice will always stand 
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She said 'My boy do as I say 
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And you'll never go astray 
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If you keep your ukulele in your hand 
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Yes son! 
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Keep your ukulele in your hand

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While walking on the prom one night as peaceful as can be 
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When some young girl said, 
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"What about a walk down by the sea?" 
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She said her name was Jen 
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and that she'd just come for the day, 
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She looked so young and harmless that I couldn't turn away. 
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So with my little ukulele in my hand 
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Me and Jen we walked along the sand 
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We walked along for miles without a single care or frown, 
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But when we reached the sand dunes, 
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she said, "Come on let's sit down." 
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I felt so shy and bashful sitting there 
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Cause the things she said I didn't understand 
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She said, "Your love just makes me dizzy 
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Come on big boy get busy!" 
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But I kept a ukulele in my hand 
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Yes sir! 
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I kept my ukulele in my hand!

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Made up my mind that I'd get wed some eighteen months ago, 
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I also bought a book about the things a boy should know. 
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But just about a week ago I had an awful fright, 
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I had to get dressed quickly in the middle of the night. 
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And with my little ukulele in my hand, 
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I went running down the street to Doctor Brand. 
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It didn't take him long to get his little bag of tools 
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I held his hat and coat and let him have me book of rules 
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Out the bedroom door he looked and smiled 
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He said, "Come inside and see your wife and child!" 
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My heart it filled with joy 
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I could see it was a boy 
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For he had a ukulele in his hand 
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Oh Baby! 
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He had a ukulele in his hand!