Song :
F#
Intro:
F Bb
Nasty Dan was the meanest man I ever knew
C7 F
He's stomp and scream and be real mean the whole day through
Bb
He'd frown a bunch he ate nails for lunch and he'd never laugh
C7 F
He'd growl and yell and I heard tell that he never took a bath
Bb F C7 F
Nasty Dan was a nasty man hard to understand that Nasty Dan
Bb
Now Nasty Dan was a nasty man the whole day long
C7
He'd go where he could and he'd try real good
F
to make things go wrong
Bb
He'd jump for joy when a little boy would trip and fall
C7
And the only words that he ever said were
F
I don't like you at all
Bb F C7 F
Nasty Dan was a nasty man hard to understand that Nasty Dan
Spoken :Now a real interesting thing that I want you to know
about is this here Because it's the most important thing i
t concerns a girl and things like that
F Bb
Now Nasty Pearl was a nasty girl that met Dan somehow
C7 F
She said you like me rotten as can be let's get married now
So they went and they did and had a nasty kid
Bb C7
And I must confess that Dan
Spoken :Pretty much leaves everyone alone now
And he doesn't bother anybody anymore cause
he just lives In his nasty old house
with his nasty ol' wife and his nasty ol' kid
C7 F
In nasty happiness
Bb F C7 F
Nasty Dan he's a nasty man hard to understand that Nasty Dan
