Song :
E
Intro :
A
A E7 A
Little Johnny was a dick last Christmas
D A E7
He stole his sister's new doll
D A
He smashed its head
Bm F#m
under the leg of his bed
D E7
now it looks like a neanderthal
A E7 A
Little Johnny he thought it was funny
D A E7
didn't think he committed a sin
D A
But the next Christmas morn
Bm F#m
he got nothing but scorn
D E7
and the hates and contempt of his kin
Sooo
A E7 A
Don't be a dick at Christmas
D A
No matter whatever you do
D A
Hold on to your shit
Bm F#m
and don't be dick
D E7
'cause being a dick
NC
it's a dick thing
A
to do
A E7 A
Uncle Roger came to eat Christmas dinner
D A E7
and he complained that the turkey was dry
D A
then he complained about jews,
Bm F#m
Muslims and Hindus
D E7
Said the world was better when he was a boy
A E7 A
But when he was a boy there was polio
D
ten kinds of pox
A
and a Korean warzone
D A
white male privilege is all
Bm F#m
Roger cares to recall
D E7
now he's hated and he'll die alone
A E7 A
Don't be a dick at Christmas
D A
No matter whatever you do
D A
Hold on to your shit
Bm F#m
and don't be dick
D E7
'cause being a dick
NC
it's a dick thing
A
to do
A E7 A
Little Mary thought that feeding her selection box
D A
to her dog would be a funny idea
D A Bm F#m
but now her dog has made nineteen yule logs
D E7
and her toys are covered in dog diarrhea
A E7 A
Sometimes animals are dick too at Christmas
D A
like the story of how Rudolph's nose is red
D A
He sniffed all the glue in the workshop
E7
now his nose is all rotting and dead
Sooo
A E7 A
Don't be a dick at Christmas
D A
No matter whatever you do
D A
Hold on to your shit
Bm F#m
and don't be dick
D E7
'cause being a dick
NC
it's a dick thing
A
to do
A E7 A
Alice went into work at Christmas
D A
and she started talking about dick
D A Bm F#m
but I have to explain nobody complained
D E7
because Alice is a urologist
Sooo 2 x :
A E7 A
Don't be a dick at Christmas
D A
No matter whatever you do
D A
Hold on to your shit
Bm F#m
and don't be dick
D E7
'cause being a dick
NC
it's a dick thing
A
to do
